if you’re a homophobe just remember homophobe spelled backwards is ebohpomoh and that makes no sense just like your views (via officialbeyonceknowles)

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I am the sea and nobody owns me. Pippi Longstocking (1997)

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Interviewer: “so where do you see yourself in five years?”
Me: “I’m shaking hands with Dumbledore I’ve won the house cup”

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Even mom  turnt

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Note to self: every time you were convinced you couldn’t go on, you did.

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i really, really like this.

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Q: omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???



This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby

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he kidnapped her from work, flew her to portland, drove her to the gorge, and had us waiting at the waterfall to capture this perfectly orchestrated proposal.  - afistfullofbolts.com



*wears cute clothes and a muderous expression*

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  • me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
  • ...
  • me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]
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