if you’re a homophobe just remember homophobe spelled backwards is ebohpomoh and that makes no sense just like your views (via officialbeyonceknowles)

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I am the sea and nobody owns me. Pippi Longstocking (1997)

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theyreoutofcontrol:

Interviewer: “so where do you see yourself in five years?”
Me: “I’m shaking hands with Dumbledore I’ve won the house cup”

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validx2:

Even mom  turnt

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petalya:

wow
Note to self: every time you were convinced you couldn’t go on, you did.

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i really, really like this.

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Q: omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

joleebindo:

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby


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dayzea:

afistfullofbolts:

he kidnapped her from work, flew her to portland, drove her to the gorge, and had us waiting at the waterfall to capture this perfectly orchestrated proposal.  - afistfullofbolts.com

:’)

eriklehnsherrofficial:

*wears cute clothes and a muderous expression*

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  • me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
  • ...
  • me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]
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